What's the closest you've ever come to dying?

[lostintheodyssey]

d21lewis said:

lostintheodyssey said:

AdventWolf said:
Ok true story,

I was in the bathroom taking a crap and it was so wide I couldn't get it out, I literally thought I was going to die sitting there trying to take a crap. I was sweating and pushing, it was rough.

It's nothing compared to others but it is my closest I guess.

LOL yeah I experienced something similar to that too.  Only as I was pushing it felt like it was cutting me coming down. There was so much blood on my tissue as I wiped it kinda freaked me out.

Luckily neither of you pooped yourself to death.  My ghost would have laughed at your ghosts for all of eternity.

lol my ghost would have never admitted to taking the poop of death.  My ghost would've came up with a better story to avoid an eternity of laughter.