What's the closest you've ever come to dying?

[d21lewis]

lostintheodyssey said:

AdventWolf said:
Ok true story,

I was in the bathroom taking a crap and it was so wide I couldn't get it out, I literally thought I was going to die sitting there trying to take a crap. I was sweating and pushing, it was rough.

It's nothing compared to others but it is my closest I guess.

LOL yeah I experienced something similar to that too.  Only as I was pushing it felt like it was cutting me coming down. There was so much blood on my tissue as I wiped it kinda freaked me out.

Luckily neither of you pooped yourself to death.  My ghost would have laughed at your ghosts for all of eternity.