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I suppose the only really dangerous moment i had was many years ago.I was cycling around my estate and was winning this race.As i was almost at the finish i turned around to shout to my friend(being incrediably smart) and i turned my head back again just before i went smack into a van.Thankfully i kicked out at the moment of impact and so i only smashed my tooth into my lip and briefly lost counciousness.Being smart i wasnt wearing my helmet,if i had hit the van slightly differently i might hve had brain injury(oh wait...maybe thats why i have long periods of stupidity)...after that iv always worn a helmet.



"They will know heghan belongs to the helghast"

"England expects that everyman will do his duty"

"we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender"