To my fellow UK/Englanders. We have a 4th option.... Absolute Monarchy.

[Pyro as Bill]

Kantor said:

Pyro as Bill said:

FootballFan said:
I wouldn't like to be seen near half the Royals let alone be represented by them.

But I prefer the idea to the likely hung parliament so i support your proposition!

I'm not talking about 'the Royals' I'm talking about the Monarch.

They're not there to represent you, they're there to protect your rights as an Englishman.

I don't want a hung parliament, I want a hanged parliament.

Can we keep Lord Pearson at least? He's too hilarious to lose, and he's more than posh enough to be royalty.

Of course, Her Majesty still needs jesters.