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Hahahahaha! This is like that fucked up thread about Solid Snake versus Master Chief.

I've said it last time and I'll say it here again, Master Chief is a super soldier one step short of the Hulk. He is capable of sniping target miles away without scope, has absolute situational awareness and can survive the G from a atmospheric re-entry. His bone density is so thick that a man would literally not be able to snap his neck no matter how hard they try, weight lifting needs to be measure in tonnage and he can survive rockets to the chest a point blank range and keep fighting.

There is a reason the covenent calls him a demon man!

There isn't even a contest. Master Chief will rip Hale's balls off and shove it down his throat.