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Remember the movie "The Incredibles"? Remember how it starts off with Mr. Incredible trying to get to his wedding but he keeps stopping to fight crime. He keeps saying "I've got time.....I've got time...."

That's how my day started off. Except for, instead of going to a wedding, I have to do yard work, and help run some errands. And instead of fighting crime, I was thinking of masturbating.