Alby_da_Wolf on 15 April 2010
Thinking again, Apple is really evil! Apparently, they don't limit your freedom, you can always choose something else, you'd think, but ACTUALLY THEY DO: they have the monopoly of the best FART SIMULATORS! Yes, you can choose competing platforms, but you'll have to settle for inferior, third grade fart simulators, PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW! And just think about the strange couple, Steve Jobs and farts, that's enough to shudder! This matter stinks, can't you smell the reek of creeping monopoly?
