d21lewis on 13 April 2010
Tell your friend that Samus would kill Master Chief. Tell him that she would turn into a ball, roll right up his asshole, and blow him up from the inside. Tell your friend that Master Chief wouldn't even be a tough battle for her. He would be one of the little grunts that she kills without even thinking about it. Master Chief would be lucky if she just kills him and spares his planet. Of course, nobody is that lucky. Samus once blew up a planet because some guy in a bar challenged her to an arm wrestling contest.
Don't fuck with Samus.
