Microsoft doesn't want games unless its Xbox Live exclusive

[A Bad Clown]

No duh, It's like this

A call to Microsoft

*Dials MS*
Amanita:"Hey we want you to publish our game, you've seen it already and we're already making it."
MS: "Looks good, what do you want for it?"
Amanita: "Um...funding mostly"
MS:"Okay, is it going to be on the Xbox and PC?"
Amanita: "Yeah, and on the PS3 and maybe the Wii"
MS: "Wait, so you want US to pay for you to put it on the PS3 and Wii?"
Amanita:"Well....sort of..."
MS: "Uhh....we'll get back to you guys on that..."

*Hangs up*