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have you ever tried opening a bag of doritos and eating some chips w/o making noise? alot of guards are gonna be saying "huh..what's that?...oh, its just a bag of doritos in a warzone."

and have you ever stopped to think how you're gonna sneak around if all those girls in the axe commercials are gonna get stuck to you?