Garnett said:
1. That list is full of shitty games, the average is probably like 50 out of 100. 2.Where does it say sold at? All it does it proves publishers dont take the Wii seriously. Which is bullshit IMO. 3. I highly doubt people who actually buy the games like them, i know people who go out and buy games just because they recognize the name. My sister would buy Spongebob square pants before she would buy the Conduit or Babies. 4. The thing is about the Wii, people who buy games on the Wii dont care about games, they might play them fore one or two weeks but after that their bored. Im not saying all Wii owners but Casual gamers are. 5. There are plenty of good 3rd party games on the Wii, The Conduit and CoD 4. |
1. I don't think you're getting it. That list is not cherry picked shitty games.
THAT LIST IS THE ENTIRE THIRD PARTY EFFORT BY MAJOR PUBLISHERS. LET THAT SINK IN.
2. Again, those "publishers" are the major ones. I really don't think you get it. There's no hidden box of magical games behind that list, that is full stop their best "effort" on the Wii.
3. "Highly doubt" all you want. Hell, "seriously doubt" while you're at it. If that doesn't work, then "refuse to believe."
From Amazon:
420 customer reviews
5-241
4-132
3-28
2-9
1-10
Here's a 4 star review:
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Bought this game for the kids based on the commercial showing all the activity and the songs. Told my wife we had to try it out first and she balked because it was late, after the kids were in bed. I nagged she gave in I lasted 3 songs she danced every song until 2 in the morning. She had so much fun the game never made it under the Xmas tree. The next day the whole family had a blast. That night friends came over and danced for 3 hours. I'm taking it to the company Xmas party.
Pros - It's fun, fun, fun. The best family or group game since Wii Sport Bowling. It doesn't take a huge amount of skill or even rhythm. It's for the very young, anyone who can get up and boogie or simply the young at heart. If you try to play the game as intended you will get one heck of a total aerobic workout especially the smile muscles.
Cons - Primarily it's just that there is only 30 songs and surprisingly it's not enough, the developers should or had to have known they needed more (so that's the 1 star deduction.) It isn't for hard core gamers who are driven to be able to conquer a stage, solve a puzzle, revel in a high score or master a total game. They simply won't get it at all. The scoring is not spot on for the competition minded. I imagine if you wanted to cheat and just move the wiimote you could bypass the fun all together. May be to much exercise for those with physical impairments.
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Yeah they may not be your values for what makes a great game, but it sold 2,000,000 for a reason. Instead of calling them retards why not find out the reason people may like it? If I want to be myopic and just say my taste is law, Square Enix would cease to exist because no one could possibly find spikey hair loli shit with godawful dialogue enjoyable. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE SINCE I HATE THAT SHIT.
Read that review again and tell me if that person games for cinematic experience and story or if they just want something fun and social.
4. So you've done research into what a "casual" gamer is? You've been goin David Attenborough style following them with a camera? Where are you getting your iron clad information? You could actually just as easily argue that people who buy Wii games are the ONLY ones who care about quality. We can't be sold the same game 3-4 times a generation, you're either up to Nintendo's incredibly high standards of game making or you can go fuck yourself, we don't want our games to be 2nd rate movies and would rather the gameplay mechanics were good, and we don't waste our money on shitty games like the Conduit.
This point needs some sources or it's just the usual kotaku "LOL CASUAL FAGGOTS" bullshit that's been spewing since day 1 about the Wii. So yeah, proof or GTFO. Especially since the Wii attach rate is neck and neck with PS3.
5. Interesting choice of examples.
Conduit: 69% on metacritic, seen as generic and bad FPS.
So basically when we're talking "good games" we're talking (other 69s on metacritic):
Alone in the Dark: Inferno
Conan
Tornado Outbreak
World Series of Poker
Enchanted Arms
WET
Section 8
Polar Panic
Def Jam Icon
Turok
Again this was one of the many many shitty Wii games. THIS WAS YOUR EXAMPLE OF A STAND OUT WII TITLE. See the company that stand out Wii title is in?
COD4: A port that's a year late is your idea of good Wii support?
3rd parties are failing because they deserve to fail. It blows my fucking mind that anyone could actually defend Wii 3rd parties. If anything point 5 should drive home exactly why no one is buying anything but Nintendo games and why attach rate is so low. If anything Nintendo should be praised for keeping the fastest selling console in history afloat all by themselves.
3rd Party Wall of Shame
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=30478.msg581036#msg581036







