Ten simple rules to become a good soldier in the console wars

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solracbrit said:

Ssenkahdavic said:
PC still wins.

3. Declare the superiority of your company at all times - Whether this is about starting a new topic praising the next exclusive game as the second coming, posting positive news from credible sources and random blogs or mentioning how awesome your console is in a totally unrelated thread, it is your job to show who's the boss.

 

If PC were a real competitor (rule 4), it would be proud of you... But as all my friends have a a real console (rule 6), it is obvious that there's not such thing as a PC gamer. In fact, as Nintendo(rule 1) has sold way more consoles than the other two (rule 3), we should consider them as the driving force in the industry. As Reggie has said (rule 2), Nintendo would be ashamed if they were doing what their competitors are doing. Games like Wii Sports, Fit, Play, Resort, Mario Kart Wii and New Super Mario Bros Wii have demonstrated that Wii games sell way more than any other 1st party game (rule 5). More people should buy a Wii to be completely happy (rule 10).

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PC used to be a force in the first world war. Then the almighty Sony just crushed it. Because of this PC's have now been relegated to the single task of word processing (and web browsing for the owners of the 360 and Wii, because PS3 users can of course browse using the PS3 browser - it only does everything!).

This is of course history news. And the resurgence (Wii and 360) in the New World War will soon be crushed too with the Blu ray powers!!!!!!!!!!!