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Can I do the job interview here? Okay... here we go

My name is Buster Jewbralte and next to me is my best friend, Mr. Plant. Just a few character traits... I hate shoes, love the company of another gentleman and fear taking showers. I spend the vast majority of my time drawing tentacle porn. This is why I believe I am qualified for the your current job opening. If you need a long, uncircumcised penis drawn, I'm your man.

Due to particular regulatory measures on this site, I'm afraid I cannot show you my finished work. So here is some of my more exotic works minus the tentacles.

(some animation work)

(Happy girl about to get some)

(My favorite semi-safe for work...work)

I'd also like to add that I'm pro at MS paint and making LBP levels that involve penis. If you feel that I may be an asset to you and your friend, please send me a PM or contact me via E-Mail at mr2inches@yahoo.com

Thank you for this opportunity and I hope to hear back from you soon.