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I typically hate these kinds of studies but just to prove the point of how muddled this topic really is:


ZOMG LOOK!!! I found a study that says I'm smarter than every other political belief system!

Excerpts:

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Sociologist Markus Kemmelmeier compared college students' self-professed political views to their SAT and ACT scores (which are imperfect but useful measures of cognitive ability.) First, he did find a general trend that social conservatives (those who wanted to ban abortion and gay marriage) weren't as gifted as students with a more progressive take on gender roles. But he found the exact opposite pattern with anti-regulation attitudes: The conservatives/libertarians (yay guns boo taxes) appeared to be smarter than their commie compatriots. Kemmelmeier found this crossover "particularly surprising" and says, "It highlights (yet again) that ‘conservatism' is not necessarily a coherent construct, but that you have to distinguish at minimum social conservatism and economic conservatism (libertarianism). If you think about it: Jerry Falwell and Milton Freedman are worlds apart."

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Well there you have it, apparently I'm one smart dude.  Everyone please from this point remember to refer to me as "Supreme Lord Wicked-Smart of SuperSmarty'ness" and remember your political views are now FACTUALLY demonstrated to be vastly inferior to mine...keep that in mind so that I can now dismiss your views with a wave of my hand (which incidentally, like most things, is a massive waste of my vast impressive and monumental intellect).

Damn I'm awesome.



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