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i visited the museum yesterday (lots of stuffed animals) and had 2 cheese sandwiches before bed last night..

i dreamt that my new flatmate (who i've only met twice since he moved in) was cooking some weird food in a massive tin pot, and when i asked him what it was he told me it was tree beef, meaning the inside of a tree? but i looked closer and it was antlers, still attached to the stag's head. there was a giant stag head in this pot, being all boiled up. i grabbed the antlers and pulled the head (heavy) out of the pot, and i was so disgusted. but then the head was attached to a calf, and it was chasing me round the flat (it lost the antlers but was trying to bite me). i was trying to fight off this massive rabid half-cooked calf, i was so relieved to wake up.



Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.