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Too bad Michael Cera has the personality of a paper bag.

Not the kind of paper bag with sparkles, or any sort of pizazz to it, but a brown paper bag.

Not even a brown paper bag that has a label on the side of it, so you know what store your purchasing your groceries from. More of like the brown paper bag you put over an ugly girl's face to enjoy her body. The kind of bag that says 'your so ugly, this ordinary brown paper bag is prettier than your face'.



Back from the dead, I'm afraid.