The Wife is out of town this weekend, what to play?

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Severance said:
"The Wife" is your wife? why not call her "My Wife" ? it sounds more respective.

Actually, The is a sign of respect.  She's not just a wife, or my wife, or the wife, she's The Wife.  As in The one and only.

@Seraphic

I do have the internet so there's no need for that.