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Profcrab said:
I think Sephiroth was cooler when I was younger. Now he just seems whiny to me. An androgynous emo kid with mommy issues. Characters like that just irritate me now.

I give Sephiroth a 9.3.

Under your scale, I'd give Sephiroth a 8.9.

Yes, that's how much I think Sephiroth is a whiny, pathetic little bitch. Shit, he lost to some fucktard with an 18 foot sword and hair that looked like he lost a bet to AstroBoy.

As for me, I'd want to be him because whenever I was defeated, I could just yell "You little punk, I'll get you yet! See you in three years!" I would never die, just go into temporary hibernation. Plus, look at his latest incarnation. He looks like a pissed off ginger pedophile, which makes his yearning to conquer little boys in green tights even better:




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