A Dutch soldier at Srebrenica was interviewed and stated:
"Yeah, I wanted to leap right into action to protect those people, but I was too worried that my squad's fairy-boy would use the distraction to try to tap my sweet, sweet ass. I let all those people die to protect the pristine virginity of my battle-hardened buttcheeks. Don't judge me. You would have done the same."
Sorry, I just can't take this gays in the military hullabaloo seriously. There's something about a tough guy with a huge gun being terrified at the thought that his comrade might be checking out his package that I find hilarious.
"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
*Image indefinitely borrowed from BrainBoxLtd without his consent.
