Bowser.
Sure, 1/10 of the time you're getting beat up by plumbers, but the other 9/10 of your time you get to spend alone with a princess. Giggity.

"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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