patapon on 17 March 2010
Alright, I gave my impressions in another thread, but I wanted to bump the official one!!! So here's an in depth, comprehensive explanation of what went on while I was playing GOW 3 [WARNING: May contain copious amounts of jizz]
At first I was all like 
And then I was like 
Soon after I went from to 
Then I was all like again
From there, I had to take a brief intermission to clean the jizz out of my pants
...And then I was totally 
(poor hades)
Followed quickly back to
Cut, paste, do that a few hundred times and you have my experience with one of the best games ever created, God of War 3.
The end.
