Some Wii Third Parties have some balls...

[johnlucas]

Smash_Brother said:
WHAT?! A sh*tty 3rd party dev made a sh*tty game with extraordinarily sh*tty graphics for the Wii?!?

WHOAMG!! SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL THE WORLD!!

Let me call up Sega...

"Hello? Sega? Yeah, this is SB. I'm afraid that because Vicarious Visions, you know, those asshats who hyped Terminus for years and it turned out to be crap, yeah, because they made a Spiderman game with crap graphics, it means that all your games will have crap graphics, too.

Yeah, I know Sonic: SR looks good in 480p and that NIGHTS is going to look nice, but the point is, they CAN'T look nice because the Wii has crap graphics because of what VV did. What do you mean that makes no sense? Well, F-you, Sega! Bye!"

Let me give Capcom a call...

"Hello, Capcom? Hey, first of all, stop milking Street Fighter and Megaman. And second, because of what Vicar- Wait, WHAT? Sega already called you? What? You say you don't CARE what VV did?!? You say you're going to make RE4 and RE:UC look good ANYWAY?! What the HELL, Capcom? Hello? HELLO? Dammit!"

Let me try Retro Studios...

"Hey, Retro? Don't make MP3's graphics good, ok? You just CAN'T do it, because Vicarious Visions' propensity toward making garbage games has tainted the Wii forever and now no other game can look good, ever! So you have to make MP3 look terrible. Uh yes, I'll hold.... ... Hello? DAMMIT!"

Sorry, guys. I tried my best, but it looks like other developers are going to make their Wii games look good so, against ALL logic, it doesn't matter that some sh*tty dev company made a sh*tty licensed game with sh*tty graphics on the Wii.

Excellent Smash Brother. Hilarious writeup.

And I dig your signature too. You're a wise man to think this way. Ain't nothing wrong with the plump girls.

"I turn down hawt dumb chicks in favor of fat smart chicks. BELIEVE IT!"

John Lucas