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Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first robotic Santa Claus.

- "Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W. Missile!"
- "Ho ho ho! It's time to get jolly on your naughty asses!"
- "I'm going to tear off your skin like wrapping paper and deck the halls with your guts!"