patapon on 06 March 2010
| KingFate said: Pata if you are willing to pay for it, just go out to a bar and find some sleazy chick. It's better than paying money, and you have the same STD risks. Protection FTW. |
The sleazy bar chicks ALREADY reject me... even if they're really dudes dressed up as sleazy bar chicks!!!!!! I tell them that I'm an Internet superstar and that they definitely don't have to worry about me killing them once they arrive at my place! It never works
