Kevin could be the "VP of PlayStation Character Counselling".
Kevin: Now Kratos, *cough* there has been talk around the office *clears throat* that, since moving your department to *ahem* PlayStation 3.....you've become....
*Kratos sits up on couch and glares at Kevin*
Kratos: Become what?
Kevin: *gulp* Oh dear......
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God Killing
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