| Feniris said: Hello All, in lieu of the coming release of God of War 3, I felt it was time we all chipped in to compile a list of “Facts” about Kratos. This way, all newcomers to the series will exactly know just what they’re getting into. Now, without further hesitation, The Kratos Facts:
In honor of the God of War, a street in Sparta was named after Kratos. But it had to be changed, as no one crosses Kratos and lives.
Kratos wrote a book once. It was called "The Kratos Book of World Records". Sadly, Guinness copied it, and random people were given credit for all of Kratos's many accomplishments.
In 2004, Nintendo bet Sony that no 1st party Sony character could defeat Samus in a fight. The loser had to name their next console after a bodily fluid.
Kratos knows why kids like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Kratos is the only known force in the universe to remain unharmed after a Falcon Punch to the face.
Kratos can touch MC hammer.
Kratos does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Kratos is the reason Waldo cannot be found.
Remember, this is an incomplete list, so be sure to post any more that you find/know of. |
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