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letsdance said:


...whatever helps you sleep dude

Just cos I feel like it I will tell a story.

One day when Valve was walking he came across the most hideous looking girl he had even seen and he said "Wow you're a fat ugly stinky ignorant whore". The girl was horrified, but the words were true! So upset was the girl she ran home to her daddy. The girls father was Sony. Then becuase he felt sorry for his little girl, so the father spent a lot of money on social graces, an education and plastic surgery to solve the problems PS3 had. Soon after Valve saw the girl again and she looked pretty good and she had a nice personality. Since Valve is a bit of a cheater, and he already has this thing on the side with Xbox 360 to go with his marriage with the PC Valve decided to apologise to PS3 in order to get into bed with her.

The end.



Do you know what its like to live on the far side of Uranus?