Teletext : Heavy Rain Review (Abysmal)

[twesterm]

Boutros said:

Barozi said:

twesterm said:

fastyxx said:
He's joking about the Lost game, right? Right? Bad. Love Lost. Seen every episode multiple times. All of them.

That game was a major disappointment.

No, I'm not joking in any way at all.

I would rather watch six hours of Dane Cook than play through that game again.

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And yes, I'm am a giant Lost fan.  I've watched every season multiple times and Lost is about the only show that I will watch Live.  When I'm bored, I actually read Lostpedia.  Hell, I even read it when I'm not bored.

As an even bigger LOST fan, I have to say that the game is very enjoyable.

Totally. The game was great.

twesperm is just a wannabe fan!

You can argue all you want you're the bigger fan, I don't really care that much, but Lost: Via Domus was awful.

The caves, the random deaths, the "puzzles", the smoke monsters, the buying system, most of the character voices, just all absolutely terrible.  The only redeeming part gameplay wise were the chase sections.  I'm pretty sure those parts were only so good because the shock of suddenly playing something that resembled a game was just so jarring that anything, even Bomberman Zero, would seem like a welcome change.

Besides the story, how well they made the island look, and the two chase sections, I don't think there were any other really good parts to that game.

And can you honestly tell me the dynamite parts were fun?

You may have liked the game, but that doesn't change the fact it's still one of the shittiest games available on the Xbox 360 and PS3.