Blondes are better in bed, but can not be trusted

[Esmoreit]

Alright, time to give some semblance here. I'm gonna list the women who I've slept with, their haircolour and rate them. I'm also listing wether they cheated with me or not (Meaning that they have had a boyfriend or husband). Rating is subjective of course but then again, "better" can only be rated individually. Mind you, upcoming list seems huge but there's a lot of one night stands in there.

Girl-name                     Hair colour               Rating            Remarks

 

Kathleen                      blonde                       9.5              Incredible! Currently cheating on husband.  

Ingrid                           Black                         7

Karlijn                           brown                       6.5                She was young, had a lot to learn.

Petra                            Brown                       10                 Still my best.

Debbie                          Red                           8.5                Was married during our romp

Shirley                           Blonde                      8                   

Gebrielle                        Black                         8                   If she'd been white she'd probably been blond...

Iverna                            black                         7.5

Miriam                            Blonde                       8.5              Was married but did it with consent of husband!

Silvia                              Blonde                       6                 Not her fault, I had a bad day. Was married but with consent!

Joke                               Brown                        7                 

Deborah                         Black                          6.5

Selina                             Red                              9               She was younger then me and teached me well!

Bonita                            Blonde                         8                Had a boyfriend, was cheating!

Jeanine                          Black                            7

Silvi                                Brown                          4                Still feel bad I did that. I was an ass.

Sola(...)                          Blonde                         5                Got a job-interview out of it!

Lucy                               Blonde                         5                 Her first time. Not so easy.

Danielle                          Blonde                         6.5             

Jantien                           Black                            7

Nienke                            Unknown                     7                 (Dyed her hair, didn't know original)

Talitha                            Black                            6               

Carolien                          Black                            7.5              Cheated with me.

Nina                                Black                            6.5

Marianne                        Blonde                          8                  Cheated with me.

Simone                           Blonde                          8

Sabrina                          Black                              7.5

 

 

So, of the 7 cheaters I listed, 5 were blondes. But remember, 2 of them were with the husbands consent.

As for the Grades, blondes score 72.5/10 = A 7.25 on average.

Blacks score 77,5/10 = 7.75.

Browns score 27.5/4 = 6.88 (No prejudice, Petra is still brown ;))

And reds score 17.5/2 = 8.75 but this sample is too small.

I'd say that indeed, blondes cannot be trusted (would the women who had consent still be monogamous if their husband didn't let them do as they please?) and that they are not per se better in bed.

Edit: Sola(...) is of course not her full name. But she's the kind who would google-search her name and it'll probably not come up all that much.The other ladies will probably find a ton of sites linked to their first name.