"No realistic person wants this game."
That is a fallacy. First of all you are assuming a lack of interest without verifying that is the case. Then you are backing that up with the brush of claiming anyone who does is unrealistic.
This is opinion myopia, not a discussion. If you aren't going to discuss, get out.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs