RROD and me

[yo_john117]

d21lewis said:
It's going to fail and I'll tell you why: The guys at Microsoft are going to think, "Hmm.....we get free potato chips because this guy's 360 broke." So now, they're going to break your 360 ON PURPOSE in hopes that they get even more potato chips. And it won't end there. Soon, they're going to try breaking MY 360. And then Garnett or Pbroy's 360's.

We'll try to get on Microsoft's good side by sending them cookies. Cookies will turn into pies. Eventually, we'll send them cakes. And as everyone knows, the cake is a lie. Once we start lying to Microsoft, they'll start lying to us. And that's where things really go bad.

Microsoft will lie to us about creating Skynet. In the year 2003, Skynet will become self aware. It will launch nuclear missiles at our enemies. In retaliation, just as Skynet predicted, they will launch missiles at the United States. What follows will be known as "Judgment Day".

Judgment will eventually lead to the horrible "Terminator: Salvation". And its all your fault, stika.


Our only hope is that Sara Conner comes to your house and shoots you while you Google internet porn.

LMAO, hilarious!