Alasted on 17 February 2010
Okay, get this: You play as a rotund Italian plumber who must undertake a daunting adventure and overcome overwhelming odds to rescue a beautiful blonde princess...
What? No good?
Fine, then how about assuming the role of an androgynous elf-boy who must undertake a daunting journey and overcome overwhelming odds to rescue a beautiful blonde princess...
Huh? That's been done, too?
Alright, alright... so you're an anthropomorphic fox, right? And you command an interplanetary fighter squadron on a quest to overcome overwhelming odds and rescue a beautiful blonde princess...
Aw, forget it. I've got nothing.
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