Haha, my cousin drove her father's truck (his specially imported, dearly cared for truck) into their house. I've been asked not to tease her about it, which is one of the hardest things I've ever been asked to do.
She was actually old enough to drive, so you still beat her there, but at least you didn't turn your living room into a garage.
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