Shaving....*ahem* (sorta NSFW)

[Reasonable]

Rainbird said:

Reasonable said:

Rainbird said:

Dgc1808 said:
I wonder if hair remover would be safe on balls... [Plans trip to drug store].

You should wax it.

I believe from the sound of it a 'back, crack and sack' session of waxing would do the trick.  Could be painful though.

Well, he'd be like a baby's butt. Everywhere.

Indeed.  No scratching then.