I drink because it gives me an excuse to act like an idiot and have a good time. When I act like an idiot and enjoy myself while sober, people think it's weird. For whatever reason, being drunk is the ultimate excuse to let loose and have fun.
"Now, a fun game should always be easy to understand - you should be able to take one look at it and know what you have to do straight away. It should be so well constructed that you can tell at a glance what your goal is and, even if you don’t succeed, you’ll blame yourself rather than the game. Moreover, the people standing around watching the game have also got to be able to enjoy it." - Shiggy