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Mario Warfare = Mario shoots at stuff and things happen.

Mario Kart Theft = Mario is gansta, steals cars, and kills prostitutes.

Heavy Mario = A movie plays with Mario in it and you occasionally get to press a button.

Gears of Mario = Mario is a big, hulky badass that shoots at stuff and things happen.

Mario Gear Solid = A movie plays with Mario in it and you occasionally get to press a button. Mario can also get the "cardboard box" suit.