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Michael Patcher is that kid in junior high school that has every system, gets almost every game, only opens 2 of them, thinks he knows more than anyone else, if you mention a game he buys it just to say that he has it,..... but....... has never ever ever, finished any of his games, and he's met Cliff Blezinski, Miyamoto, that guy that made god of war, has a signed photo that he lost in his closet. he has a sega genesis even though he is only twelve. wears video game t-shirts,............. oh yea, and everyone hates him!



my signature went on strike, it's demanding 3% raise