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BEFORE YOU READ THE STUFF BELOW, READ THIS!!!
I am fully aware of the fact that the console below doesn't stand a chance of ever becoming to reality. But that's why it's my DREAM CONSOLE! F*ck realism for once. Reality sucks ass! Here's the console I'd like to see, not the console I think I'm gonna see in the future...

Console making company:
A fictional company I'm too lazy to make up a name for, would be the creator of the console. Shigeru Miyamoto would be the mastermind, having left Nintendo after Iwata said mean things about his mother... (Yay for irrelevant fan fiction...)
The controller would be similar in shape to the SNES controller, but larger. It has a touch sensitive control pad to replace analog sticks, 4 face buttons, 4 shoulder buttons and obviously motion control support.
The graphics would be superior to the PS3, but nobody would give a damn about the graphics, because the company has hired Hideo Kojima, Keiji Inafune, Shinji Mikami, Goichi Suda and everybody working at Naughty Dog.
It'd be a home console.
Launch price: Since pretty much everything so far has been impossible, I'd like to say something like, $50 or something, but I'll try to be realistic for a change and say that a console containing this much win should cost at least $449 at launch.
Aww... I was having funz...  
Well, if I must limit my final answer to just 3 franchises, I'll say Zelda, Mario and Uncharted. (Sorry Metroid, but the Uncharted franchise has a ton of potential...)

BTW, don't ask me how this fictional company swooped the rights to Mario & Zelda, this shit is fictional!