John Travolta is not James Bond!!!

[NinjaguyDan]

amp316 said:

Today is a horrible day in the history of cinema.  Today is the U.S. debut of From Paris With Love.  It features a fat, foul mouthed, potato headed, hoop earring wearing, and goateed John Travolta running around with an uzi in each hand pretending that he's an action hero.  Well, I guess it's better than him pretending that he's an actor.  A bunch of explosions look to hide the fact that he hasn't appeared in anything worth mentioning since Pulp Fiction.  

The worst thing of all about this movie though is that it rips off one of the greatest titles of all time.  That title is From Russia, With Love.  For those of you who don't know; From Russia, With Love is the name of the fantastic Ian Fleming novel featuring James Bond and also happens to be the name of one of the top Bond movies ever made.  Mr. Fleming must be rolling in his grave.

I repeat- John Travolta is not James Bond!!!   

It's mistakenly referred to as a goatee but it's much closer to the Van Dyke.  I call it a prison pussy.