twesterm on 02 February 2010
Just start making it really awkward for him, he'll stop talking to you.
Any of these questions will shut him up:
- Do you ever look down and admire your own work after going to the bathroom?
- I am the master of my own physical and mental realm, are you?
- So what's your favorite porn site?
- Can I preorder Battletoads for the PS2?
- Do you feel comfortable badgering the son of a high powered lawyer?
- Can I buy you a spatula?
They must all be in a loud booming voice or they won't work.
