*fade in shot of the White House*
Announcer: "In a world where heroes wear black......"
-Seece McGhee was an ex-Marine Sniper/Astronaut. Now, he's the most notorious detective in the L.A.P.D.
-Conrad D'Sister is a street smart rookie who does things his own way.
Now, the must work together to bring down New York's biggest crime boss: Lewis Mendoza Brannigan Smith Zappington.
*cue scenes of car chases, strip clubs, shoot outs, kangaroo boxing, and a helicoptor/speed boat accident*
Seece: "I hate Sundays."
Dsister 44: *licks Ice Cream Cone* *Shoots Bad Guy with rocket launcher* "Everybody likes Sundaes."
*EXPLOSION*
SEECE & DSIST
"Together, they may just save the world.......if they don't kill each other first"
Coming to theaters. 11-11-2011.
*Cue Tag Line: "Your number just came up".*
"Directed by Michael Bay."
