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Some of these me be a tad offensive, but I know the mods here are cool. 8)

Yo' mom's so fat she wore high heels and struck oil.

Yo' mom's like a hardware store, ten cents a screw.

Yo' mom's like Blockbuster...go home happy.

Yo' mom's so stupid she tried to take her donut back because it had a whole in it.