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Your momma's so dumb they told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.

Also, just for the record, a your mom variation is one of the perfect responses to almost any question.

Q: What time is it?
A: Half past your mom.

It works for most anything, and most of the stuff it doesn't work on, very carefully works for.