"Funny, you'd think this would be obvious, but for most 3rd parties on Wii, it isn't. I don't know what it is about the Wii that suddenly makes these 3rd parties so incredibly stupid and baffled."
Many of us think it's a combination of Nintendo hate and that Wii broke the paradigm they were convinced games followed.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs