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twesterm said:
There are two answers that work for any questions: your mom and very carefully. For any question you ask you can answer any question with one of those two responses (or variations of them).

What time is it? Half past your mom.

How do you beat the boss on level 3? Very carefully.

The new way is to take whatever they say, find the subject, and replace it with "your mom." (i.e. That burnt cookie smells disgusting. -> Your mom smells disgusting.)