Corporations are just like people! They should have all our rights!
We just need to invent ways to make them bleed, suffer, die, and rot in prison forever, just like the rest of us "actual people." And every 60-90 years a corporation should die and have all its possessions split up between its kin, instead of just recycling CEOs and shareholders and growing forever.
Real people don't get to own things forever. Corporations do. And apparently now that includes the government.