The story goes something like this.
Kratos will start playing college Hoops. He will projected to bei the first overall pick. The Minnesota Timberwolves will pass him. Kratos will then kill everyone in Minnesota, including me for being idiots. After that's done he will argue with Longhorn fans about the lose to Alabama. Texas fans will argue that they would have won the game if Colt McCoy played. Kratos will then be pissed off, and kill all the Texas fans. He will watch the Matrix reloaded, and will find Keanu Reeves acts skills amusing. He will then go to Keanu's house and threaten him. Keanu will use his emotional acting skills. Kratos will realize that Reeves acting is much worse in real life. He will pull out the blades of Olympus, but Kanye West will interrupt him. Kratos will then try to be a late night host. He will get the Job after Caron Daly. This may be around 3a.m. Jay Leno will then decide that he needs to have a real early late night show. So Jay will take the "Really Really Early Show with Kratos." Kratos will be so pissed off that he cuts Jay Leno's Chin off. Kratos will then go join Dante from DMC for a cup of blood. Kratos will be getting the last taste of blood, as he stabs Dante right in the finger. Dante will not be able to move, so Kratos will play the Matrix Revolution. Dante won't be able to handle Keanu's acting skills and will die. Kratos then has one more wanna Bee Kratos to kill. That's Bayonetta. He will act like Kanye(one step ahead of Douchebag) in front of her. She will look down at her boobs. Then Kratos pulls out his chains and rips her head off. He then goes home, and puts up the heads of people he killed in his house.
No spin offs please.
