Textures are not picture files. That's a common mistake (something I even asked Sven about). And calling the difficulties supposed doesn't make them not. Go and ask twesterm. He's a game developer here and he will tell you how difficult it is.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs