Gilgamesh said: - If your buddy has broken up with a girl you like, you have to wait a minimum of six months to ask her out. - Real men don't drink fruited beer or any mixed drink with more than two ingredients including the booze. - We do not talk to anyone who is pissing next to us in a public bathroom, ever. - Real men don't get facials, manicures, pedicures or any other feminine frill. |
But your friend then has the right to fight you when he's drunk. And can make fun of you for having his sloppy seconds. AND if they were going out for a year or more, the girl is off limits forever.
I am the Playstation Avenger.
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