Holy hell. It's Bruce.
At first I found it weird that he wasn't actually fellating MS in this piece, but then I noticed that he was still spinning the fantasy that it is the 360's manifest destiny to rule this generation. He's just pretending to worry that the next Xbox won't follow the same illustrious path.
"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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